I am so relieved for you, Phil, that you are taking a step back in your work. It must have been very tiring for you, being chauffered about in a big gold carriage, waving at the proles. I expect that sometimes you had some handshaking to do. Maybe so glass-clinking to do with foreign dignitaries. Then there were all of those racist gags to think up.
I, for one, am greatly relieved that you are stepping back from your work. I've been worrying myself sick about your for years.
P.S did you get my birthday card? You can spend the bond at Debenhams/Boots/B&Q/Robert Dyas. Enjoy it!