to think that I must be a superhero?

[TherapeuticVino]

I walked into a pillar the other day and the bruise on my thigh has now one from purple to BLACK. But today it is now the EXACT shape of the bat signal. I think this must be a sign - literally. AIBU to fight crime and start looking for a partner in non-crime?

WOW, holy bruises bat girl :o

Just dont go jumping off any high walls to see if you can fly.

Is that an application for a supporting role happymm ?

I'd be up for a supporting position. I have urges to wear my knickers over the top of my trousers?

bohica i like your style - you're hired. Now we just need a cool car, 'copter and boat. Oh and a butler who organises our crime fighting. Sorted.

I am SuperSpiderMightyBatGirl, at your service.
I do so long for a cape.

photo evidence please!

I can bounce. I'm like an elasticated weeble.

I also own a topper if that helps.

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