Fathers day revenge

[katvond]

DH as wound me up all night in a funny way. But decided to get my own back, he's having a DAD gold ring from argos for fathers day, serves him right for calling me a chav lol ;)
Call me a chav I'll act like one

[stepping backwards out of this thread]

I'm sure a lot of men would be grateful for that

My DH pissed me off on his Birthday. So I secretly peeled the seal off the tin of chocolates he bought to share round at work, and hid some miniture plastic penises I had left over from a friend's hen night in the tin.

His mate said the blank look on his face was a picture

Why clappy it's only fun I would really buy him one but will threaten it. DD will buy him something nice before anyone says anything. This is a joke present we always buy joke pressies :)

I mean wouldn't

I obviously have a surge of love for my DP or are more pissed than I realised cos I just couldn't be arsed to plot revenge 2 weeks in advance.

I got granny slippers for mothers day, we do it every year, it's his pressies to me. We try and top each other every year

Childish I know but we like it

So why is it in AIBU ?

Can I not post here? me very very bad :(
Tell that to all the other jokey threads pancake :)

I didnt get a card from my lo on mothers day. So this year Im not doing it so he can see how nasty it is when he forgets. I was going to take him out but he didnt bother with me on mothers day.

Instead he will get one card and a stupid naff pointless present a camping hammer or camping pillow or a tin of soup.

i don't do revenge just gulit, seems to work better.

Buy him some cheap matching accessories too - a dad necklace maybe? :D