to think that poor lil apocalypsecheese needs huggzz??

[ginhag]

yabu.

This is not funny any more. It is polluting the boards.

hugz hun

ginhag, are you ok? you really ought to go to the dr if you are feeling that depressed to be suicidal...

U no she cud B havin a bad day or sumthin mayB her lil prince n princess kept her up all nite u no how they do lol! Cheezi hun u shud come ova 2 mii place L8R n have sum drinkies n laffs lol! Ur guna feel btr soon hunni, lotsa hugz n MWAH 2 u.

:o

i luv mah lil apokalipsecheezetowsti she mah bestie, luv u hun u wanna come yatess 2nyte? lol xxx

Hey i wanna give cheesey hugz

Xxx

Lil bump.

Mwah mwah mwah!

Seriously though, it might be polluting the boards, but it's an effective way to signal to newcomers that hugz'n'huns are infra dig on Mumsnet. There are genuine new posters (not NM stirrers) who lol and hug and x and the rest, and it's impossible to tell them not to without being a bitch, so all this pisstaking should spell it out nicely!

apocalypsecheese

If this gets any worse we are going to have a mass exodus, to be known as ... HunGate

perhaps someone should start a hunsnet website... quint would be the first to subscribe...

Oh hunni! I hopez u iz ok...

hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs

*ps. How the hell do you add one of those ticker things at the bottom?

A phrase that gets used all too rarely, and should be resurrected

Stoppit, stoppit my eyes are bleeding.

I also fear text speak may be contagious

Txt spk cnt8jus??????

My baby just headbutted me in the face, very hard. Thought that would cheer you up...

I can't even read that shite, it makes my eyes go squiffy. Like it's some sort of fetid, spreading disease

I had to concentrate really hard to write it. Still not sure if it's 'right' (is there a 'right' way??? I know nothing of da yoof spk really...)

I'm quite proud of mine really...