The twilight Zone

[katvond]

Have 2 goldfish, Patrick and Spongebob. They've lived together for 18 months, noticed tonight that Patrick is missing, checked everywhere, could Spongebob have eaten him, if he did I'm sure there'd be a skeleton.
Can Patrick disappear in thin air? No trace in tank or filter

Maybe Squidward finally had enough and sold Patrick to passing fairground-fish?

Honestly, that just sounds bizzare and I have no suggestions!

Do you have children? Question them closely! I only say this because I inadvertently murdered a goldfish at the age of about 7 or so and disposed of the body in the toilet. To this day nobody else knows what became of that goldfish!

Poor Patrick, could he have flipped himself out of the tank?

Or Mr Krabs eat him
God knows we asked a friend that works for Jacks Patch it's got a pet section and he said they can eat each other. We feed them once a day and I'm sure he was there this morning.

I asked DD and she's knows nothing and is quite distressed. She couldn't reach the tank in the kitchen
I checked incase he flipped out, nothing plus there's a lid on it.
Spongebob is a cannibal

And before anyone asks we dont have a cat :)