AIBU to be dreading the DS2 returning from the garden

[onceamai]

He's out there on the patio at the moment, looking very pleased with himself and having a whale of a time with a badly mauled dead bird. Any minute now he's going to bring it in and I'm going to have to deal with it. .....have just heard the cat flap and he's bouncing about the utility room. Closing the kitchen door now and having a cuppa to brace myself.

try telling him not to to touch it?
Urgh @ the germs it will be carrying. Hope he doesnt put his finger sin his mouth

He's gone back out and is preening under a garden chair. Oh yuk!

Pleeeease tell us your thread title is supposed to say "cat" not DS

LOL cats are people too :)

go and take it away from him woman, FFS it will have GERMS!!! ahhh, no hang on, i get it, your DS2 is your cat isnt it silly me

Done it. All clean, all disinfected. Having another cuppa now. Phew.