To email Johnlewis.com

[SoupDragon]

... and ask whether this comes with jam and clotted cream?

Yes, I am bored. hopefully they haven't amended their website yet or this will look daft. :o

I guess it does -- it's the only way I can get mine to stay on the wall.

i like

maybe it's a diet scone, so you can't get much jam & cream to stick?

Ha. But does it rhyme with gone or spoon?

pardon? spoon?

damn you auto-correct gorne mad?

and it's scone - to rhyme with 'gone'

Well, it is for TEA lights!

Anyone else sitting muttering "Scoon... scoon... to rhyme with spoon?? "

Personally, I think it's a scone to rhyme with own, but that's a whoe different nest of vipers.

Cream tea lights, obviously.

oh, yes. It should be to rhyme with gone.

And own is the wrong alternative pronunciation? I can never remember.

You have clearly lived with foreigners too long.

"Dear SoupDragon,

Thank you for your email.

I can confirm that this product does not come with jam and clotted cream.

Please accept my apologies for any inconvenience.

Kind regards,

John Lewis.com"

Snigger.