To play devil's advocate...

[wellamI1981]

I don't know what I think about this but I'm really interested to hear people's views: Should all women, if capable, attempt breastfeeding?

Martell? MARTELL, bupcakes!

You are clearly a Very Bad Parent. I'm on the phone to SS as I type.

That child should be fed KWV finest brandy, not bloody Martell! Do you not know the damage you are causing by feeding Martell!

And don't tell me that it's all you can get in Asda, I know your type of lazy, feckless parent!