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to declare myself MN royalty?

37 replies

MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:54

Please curtsy upon entering this thread.

It has come to my attention that while I've been off line over the past few days I have made the round up and been nominated as a favourite MNer . I have arrived.

You can call me Princess Mardy or my new honorary title - The Duchess of Grump.

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MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:55
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porcamiseria · 24/05/2011 15:55

never heard of you

MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:56

Stop being a misery!

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MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:56
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LoonyRationalist · 24/05/2011 15:57

I'm glad you've found your position on MN your grace Grin

Happymm · 24/05/2011 15:57

Can I be a lady in waiting

Paschaelina · 24/05/2011 15:57
MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:58

Loony - "ma'am" will do (to rhyme with spam)

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MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:58

Oh yes, Happy, I'll need an entourage.

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MardyBra · 24/05/2011 15:59
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Paschaelina · 24/05/2011 16:00
leonoravonwagner · 24/05/2011 16:03

I'm "new" so don't know you but will take your word for it. Smile

MardyBra · 24/05/2011 16:06

Start as you mean to go on leonora.

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Magna · 24/05/2011 16:06

But sorry your Mommy to me Wink

KatieScarlett2833 · 24/05/2011 16:12

Royalty as in Queen Eliz 11 or Henry V111?

It makes a difference.

MardyBra · 24/05/2011 16:18

More mad gin-swilling like the Queen Mum KatieScarlett...

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leonoravonwagner · 24/05/2011 16:18

Don't know that I'll be any support.Grin

Oooops.

(note how very low she goes, beautiful).

KatieScarlett2833 · 24/05/2011 16:19

Excellent, your Grace, I will worship you with pleasure you mad old soak...Grin

MardyBra · 24/05/2011 16:20

Anyway, I need to go and pick up DS from a club mix with my subjects now.

No poking of the corgis while I'm gone, please.

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leonoravonwagner · 24/05/2011 16:21

Little f*** bit me. Ouch. Smile

notinmypocket · 24/05/2011 16:34

I shall claim the title of Royal Daughter

MummyMardy knows why and will not denounce my claim.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 24/05/2011 16:38

Yadda yadda yadda, there is no royalty. blah blah those that think they are royalty are up their own arses...

Sorry I thought I'd just get those comments out of the way before anyone else comes on. Grin

Can I be some distant minor royal relative that gets a bit too squiffy at shindigs and nobody really likes to invite but they feel morally obliged?

KatieScarlett2833 · 24/05/2011 16:39

You are Princess Michael of Kent Amazing Grin

KingAthelstanOfPlaymoland · 24/05/2011 16:42

Is this where all the royalty are congregating then? Smile

ohboysohboysohboys · 24/05/2011 16:59

Don't worry MummyMardy, all us nobs will be your loyal servants, for you spawned and nurtured us!

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