to declare myself MN royalty?

[MardyBra]

Please curtsy upon entering this thread.

It has come to my attention that while I've been off line over the past few days I have made the round up and been nominated as a favourite MNer . I have arrived.

You can call me Princess Mardy or my new honorary title - The Duchess of Grump.

never heard of you

Stop being a misery!

I'm glad you've found your position on MN your grace

Can I be a lady in waiting

Loony - "ma'am" will do (to rhyme with spam)

Oh yes, Happy, I'll need an entourage.

I'm "new" so don't know you but will take your word for it.

Start as you mean to go on leonora.

But sorry your Mommy to me

Royalty as in Queen Eliz 11 or Henry V111?

It makes a difference.

More mad gin-swilling like the Queen Mum KatieScarlett...

Don't know that I'll be any support.

Oooops.

(note how very low she goes, beautiful).

Excellent, your Grace, I will worship you with pleasure you mad old soak...

Anyway, I need to go and pick up DS from a club mix with my subjects now.

No poking of the corgis while I'm gone, please.

Little f*** bit me. Ouch.

I shall claim the title of Royal Daughter

MummyMardy knows why and will not denounce my claim.

Yadda yadda yadda, there is no royalty. blah blah those that think they are royalty are up their own arses...

Sorry I thought I'd just get those comments out of the way before anyone else comes on.

Can I be some distant minor royal relative that gets a bit too squiffy at shindigs and nobody really likes to invite but they feel morally obliged?

You are Princess Michael of Kent Amazing

Is this where all the royalty are congregating then?

Don't worry MummyMardy, all us nobs will be your loyal servants, for you spawned and nurtured us!