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onlion · 19/05/2011 20:36

Sudocreme is following me on twitter.

My bum is fine thanks.

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headfairy · 19/05/2011 20:39

I'd be more worried about the giant amorphous blob of white stuff following me around... like something out of The Prisoner.


SnuffleTurtle153 · 19/05/2011 20:47

I got an email from someone I worked with once that just said 'die'.

Turned out they'd sat on their BlackBerry.

Or this is what they told me.



headfairy · 19/05/2011 21:32

Blimey snuffle, did their arse have a grudge against you? :o


takethisonehereforastart · 19/05/2011 21:34

That's why I'm not on Twitter, too many bum products stalking everyone.

snuffleturtle - I'd have been more upset if it said 'diet'. Death threats I can cope with, all too true unfair accusations of being overweight are a step too far.


Hassled · 19/05/2011 21:37

"die" :o. How did you tackle it? Did you approach them casually at the water cooler and throw into the conversation that you believed they wished you dead? Or did you run away from them for weeks?


SnuffleTurtle153 · 19/05/2011 21:38

Grin That would have upset me more!


SnuffleTurtle153 · 19/05/2011 21:39

No I emailed them back asking what I'd done to offend them! They were very embarassed though I did wonder if he'd simply sent it to the wrong person... Would have to be a very talented bum to manage that...


AmazingBouncingFerret · 19/05/2011 21:43

Snuffle I've just really worried my husband and the dog by laughing insanely at that. Proper insane laughter including snorting and hyperventilating.

I'm still chuckling now.


SkyNewsAddict · 19/05/2011 21:44

Christ... I bet Metanium is after me!


SnuffleTurtle153 · 19/05/2011 21:54

Glad it made you laugh Amazing! I love startling the cat with inane bursts of laughter at some of the stuff on here.

Funnily enough the same chap with the talented bum got himself into hot water soon after that, by ending a group email about an upcoming 'Understanding & Valuing Diversty' course with the words 'Kind retards'.

Never just rely on spellcheck. That's the moral there.


blackeyedsusan · 19/05/2011 22:54

bum p

crying with laughter


onlion · 20/05/2011 06:36

I now have infacol on the chase

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FutureNannyOgg · 20/05/2011 07:22

I would only feel comfortable being stalked by Bepanthen. Anything cheaper is just not on Dahling.


onlion · 20/05/2011 07:32

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chrisonabike · 20/05/2011 07:34

Want to know what is really offensive? Sudocrem were following me, but have de-followed. How boring do I have to be to get de-followed by Sudocrem Confused


kreecherlivesupstairs · 20/05/2011 08:18

I'd love to know what you are all talking about.
I did snigger at the die one.

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