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Original poster

To think that Jamie Oliver..

27 replies

sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:15

Is actually quite sexy?

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saffy85 · 18/05/2011 15:17

YABU. Very. He really isn't sexy.

JessicaDrew · 18/05/2011 15:17

uuuuuuurrrrrrrrr his food yes but him slobbering all over me
noooooooooooooooo

agedknees · 18/05/2011 15:17

I am seriously worried about you sloggies!!!!

AuntieMonica · 18/05/2011 15:18

erm, not for me thanks

ClaireDeLoon · 18/05/2011 15:19

YABVU

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sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:20

Someone somewhere must agree, even if I am menopausal BU

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DaisyGoneCrazy · 18/05/2011 15:21

YABVVVVVVU
Ewwwwww!, surely your not serious...that hideous gigantic tongue slobbering all over you.

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sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:22

Should read menopausal BU

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Original poster
sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:23

Where did I say I wanted him to slobber all over me. My fantasy, my rules....he could come and sort my kitchen out, and do a lot of batch-cooking for my freezer...

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AuntieMonica · 18/05/2011 15:24

'yethththththt, yeththththththth, pukka'

Grin
JessicaDrew · 18/05/2011 15:28

its no good denying it sloggie
batch cooking aint sexy now matter who does it
you wanted to be kissing those fat slobbering lips
yuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk

anonacfr · 18/05/2011 15:30

ROFL AuntieMonica.

sloggies.... eeeeeeewww!

ForeverNamechanging · 18/05/2011 15:30
memphis83 · 18/05/2011 15:32

bluuugggghhhhhh!!!! How can you like him and his flappy mouth!!! his xmas advert from about 5 years ago still mkes me shudder 'ithssssss going to be a gweayt cwisssssssmathssssss'

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sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:32

At the risk of being accused of drip-feeding...this is my position.
I find Jamie Oliver quite sexy. But I am too old, and so it would be wrong on many levels.
I do however admire his passion and enthusiasm for the Cause of Good Food.
The idea of him sorting out meals for a week for my picky discerning family via the freezer and the medium of batch cooking is very appealing to me.

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JessicaDrew · 18/05/2011 15:37

sloggies
never never admit to being too old
and remember the motto
"your as young as the man you're feeling" Grin

TobyLerone · 18/05/2011 15:37

YANBU. I have always fancied him a bit.

OTheHugeManatee · 18/05/2011 15:40

I think if you roasted him, he'd make excellent crackling.

That is all.

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sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:40

Thank goodness for Toby....

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GingerWrath · 18/05/2011 15:40

whispers I have a soft spot for him.......(ducks back behind sofa)

MadameCastafiore · 18/05/2011 15:44

No no no no no.

He has flabby lips - bet he drbbles mid snog!!!

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 18/05/2011 15:45

RrAaaaaarrrrbbbb... that's what I think.

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sloggies · 18/05/2011 15:46

All together now, "I am Spartacus"....

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JessicaDrew · 18/05/2011 15:46

thankyou madam (god that sounds pornographic)
at last some resemblence of realism on this post
its not as if he is anything like James (god) Martin

Ariesgirl · 18/05/2011 15:47
Shock

Just think of that spitty red rubbery mouth.

Oh Lord