To think that Jamie Oliver..

[sloggies]

Is actually quite sexy?

YABU. Very. He really isn't sexy.

uuuuuuurrrrrrrrr his food yes but him slobbering all over me
noooooooooooooooo

I am seriously worried about you sloggies!!!!

erm, not for me thanks

YABVU

Someone somewhere must agree, even if I am menopausal BU

YABVVVVVVU
Ewwwwww!, surely your not serious...that hideous gigantic tongue slobbering all over you.

Should read menopausal BU

Where did I say I wanted him to slobber all over me. My fantasy, my rules....he could come and sort my kitchen out, and do a lot of batch-cooking for my freezer...

'yethththththt, yeththththththth, pukka'

its no good denying it sloggie
batch cooking aint sexy now matter who does it
you wanted to be kissing those fat slobbering lips
yuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk

ROFL AuntieMonica.

sloggies.... eeeeeeewww!

bluuugggghhhhhh!!!! How can you like him and his flappy mouth!!! his xmas advert from about 5 years ago still mkes me shudder 'ithssssss going to be a gweayt cwisssssssmathssssss'

At the risk of being accused of drip-feeding...this is my position.
I find Jamie Oliver quite sexy. But I am too old, and so it would be wrong on many levels.
I do however admire his passion and enthusiasm for the Cause of Good Food.
The idea of him sorting out meals for a week for my picky discerning family via the freezer and the medium of batch cooking is very appealing to me.

sloggies
never never admit to being too old
and remember the motto
"your as young as the man you're feeling"

YANBU. I have always fancied him a bit.

I think if you roasted him, he'd make excellent crackling.

That is all.

Thank goodness for Toby....

whispers I have a soft spot for him.......(ducks back behind sofa)

No no no no no.

He has flabby lips - bet he drbbles mid snog!!!

RrAaaaaarrrrbbbb... that's what I think.

All together now, "I am Spartacus"....

thankyou madam (god that sounds pornographic)
at last some resemblence of realism on this post
its not as if he is anything like James (god) Martin

Just think of that spitty red rubbery mouth.

Oh Lord