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How much for one night??

97 replies

IMissSleep · 16/05/2011 16:22

I've just watched Indecent Proposal, one of my favourite films!

They get $1000000 for 1 night of sex... Would you take £1000000 for a night of sex with someone??

Not sure of my answer yet...

OP posts:
SarahStratton · 16/05/2011 18:07

Yup I would. Provided he didn't want any 'extras' Although if he's hot he can have the extras for free. Just I get to chose that particular option.

CurrySpice · 16/05/2011 18:07

Oh hell yeah! :o

I wouldn't kill someone for a mill though Malificence! I think that's pretty skewed morals tbh!

Vallhala · 16/05/2011 18:08

That kind of money could build me a dog rescue! Hell, yes I'd do it!

supermarketworker · 16/05/2011 18:10

im not sure i will ask dh in a while but hes reading harry and a bucket of dinosaurs to the kids atm and it might not be appropriate. Is it just a straight shag or do i have to give em a blowey till he spurts as im not to keen on that anyway?

cannydoit · 16/05/2011 18:11

hell yeah that is my dream house right there.

BettySpaghettiOnAJetty · 16/05/2011 18:16

I bloody would. Does that make me a prostitute ?

SarahStratton · 16/05/2011 18:17

More sensible IMO Betty.

maighdlin · 16/05/2011 18:19

i would.

"you do it the way women having been doing it for centuries, lie on your back, point your heels to jesus and think of handbags"

Crevix · 16/05/2011 18:23

yes

psiloveyou · 16/05/2011 18:25

They would want a refund once they had seen my body. But yes I would. Just ran it past dh though and he was really Shock. Said it was out of the question.

psiloveyou · 16/05/2011 18:27

I could do sex for a million but could only kill if my families life depended on it.

Checkmate · 16/05/2011 18:27

No way. Never. Ugh.

LadyBeagleEyes · 16/05/2011 18:31

I was going to say absolutely yes until I opened that link to John Mcririck.
I think I would throw up, but for a million quid what's a bit of vomit.

kw1986 · 16/05/2011 18:31

Abso-friggin-lutely!!!

Its a million quid!! Who cares if the guy is boring, or ugly or poor hygiene??? Lets be generous here and say the whole thing lasts 3 hours... 3 hours of being repulsed is worth it!!

I'd potentially kill for a million too. But nothing up close and personal/messy. So nothing stabby. But I'd shoot from a distance maybe.

IMissSleep · 16/05/2011 18:33

Re extras, they'd have to pay more :)
Just asked OH if he'd get bumsex for a mil... His answer "who'd have to know about it"

me "no one"

OH "fuck it yeh"!!

OP posts:
sayithowitis · 16/05/2011 18:38

No.

BettySpaghettiOnAJetty · 16/05/2011 18:42

I bloody would. Does that make me a prostitute ?

TheHumanCatapult · 16/05/2011 18:46

Hell 1 million count me in that would but a lot of essentials but lol he have be seriously weird to want to with me .well past it and a wheelchair user to

280169 · 16/05/2011 18:50

yep I would, it cant possibly take that long and my family would be comfortable, I could help them all out.
Would deffo expect oh to do same.

TBH you would be mad to pay that for me these days lol

smokinaces · 16/05/2011 18:52

Yup. 1 night for 1 million!? Done deal.

But I am single! and poor

northernrock · 16/05/2011 18:53

Hell I would pay someone a million quid to shag me at the moment!

AfternoonsandCoffeespoons · 16/05/2011 19:01

I'd do it for a million quid without a doubt! Dh says he'd let me go for 10 grand. Hmm. He also says he's do it for a million (even gay sex as long as there was no kissing Grin)

supermarketworker · 16/05/2011 21:16

i asked dh and he said no way . seems were destined to remain our humble lifestyle - he said he loves me and im not a prostitute.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 16/05/2011 21:20

I asked my DH and he said "who?"

I could not though. I'm quite shallow and would rather be poor than shag a fugly.

JennyPiccolo · 16/05/2011 21:23

would it be taxed?