TO QUOTE some amusing rules for eye op relative.

[ScousyFogarty]

I have read the rules.

" No bending forward." (No comment, and certainly no names.)

"You can resume normal sex life after 2 weeks " (drop round and check....we will put a spare bed up for you)

More seriously all these rules will mean I do more housework for a few
weeks.. or get in a swedish house maid.

Ooh I wonder what a "normal" sex life is, really. You should ask them to clarify...

well, Tatty, we certainly know it rules out bending forward for a few weeks

They could have said "No jumping from the wardrobe; or swinging from the light fex; or bunnyrabbit vibrator use."

A presenter on fairly tamelocal radio would say "Now lets talk about the girls best frind...vibrators." I dont know how long she kept the job