Noisy Neighbour

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Neighbour has now started banging, loudly and strange LOUD grating noises are being made. I am really fucked off cos it is scaring DS1, he thinks its monsters and it has woken DS2 twice, he has just started to self settle. I know its only 8pm, but for fucks sake !!!

Just pop round looking white and anxious and ask if they're okay.

When they ask why say 'we heard the STRANGEST loud noises coming from your house, the children were TERRIFIED. Anyway [sigh], thank goodness you're okay!!'