Is this gifted and talented behaviour?

[AgentZigzag]

16 MO DD2 was sat in her highchair shouting me when I was in the kitchen.

I went into the front room to see what she was up to, and if it wasn't for the horrified look in her eye I would have mistaken the 'mass' on her outstretched hand for peanut butter, (totally forgetting I'd just given her a marmite sarnie) when in fact she'd been rooting around in the sneaky poo bomb she'd just dropped.

Too early to be enrolling her for GCSEs next year?

clearly a genius!

You left a child alone in a highchair??

Woman, do you not read instruction manuels??

Thank you 2 blessed

Yabu giving her marmite sandwiches.

I'm a lazy cow hands off parent chaos

She hates them too anna, but I zig zag between being hands off and an authoritarian parent, clearly giving mixed messages to my DDs.

Keeps them on their toes and me in control.

Ooh, I'm a great fan of HopeAsAParentingTechnique.

Exampled by "I hope ChaoticBoy does not fall 80 feet out of that tree he's just climbed up as I'm too lazy to get of my harris and encourage him down.

Throwing sticks at them is the quickest way to get the darling children down out of trees chaos

I'm sorry, I'm completely confused - how is this G&T behaviour?

Only gifted and talented people 'get it' isntitironic.