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AIBU in refusing to drink orange juice...

27 replies

TiggyD · 07/05/2011 18:53

...with "bits in" unless they actually specify what those bits are?
I can't help but think that orange juice companies have found a convenient way to dispose of bodies.

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justpaddling · 07/05/2011 18:56

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NulliusInVerba · 07/05/2011 18:57

Grin peabodyblue

lets hope it was sarcastic.....

MorticiaAddams · 07/05/2011 18:57
Biscuit
UrsulaBuffay · 07/05/2011 18:57
bittersweetvictory · 07/05/2011 18:57

I always buy OJ with bits in, i prefer it.

squeakytoy · 07/05/2011 18:58

What exactly do you think the bits are Grin.

ashamedandconfused · 07/05/2011 18:58

yeh, we all know OJ companies have lots of bodies to dispose of, don't we? Hmm

VinegarTits · 07/05/2011 18:59

YABU it could be a meal in itself, and part of your daily protein intake

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 07/05/2011 18:59

Soylent Orange.

Glitterknickaz · 07/05/2011 18:59

YANBU.
The cleaners could be putting ANYTHING into those tanks Grin
from a smooth oj lover

worraliberty · 07/05/2011 19:00

But according to his solicitor, OJ was innocent and didn't kill anyone....

AgentZigzag · 07/05/2011 19:00

I hate the bits for exactly the same reason.

But whose bodies are they disposing of is what I want to know.

TiggyD · 07/05/2011 19:00

The pips in raspberry jam were sometimes made of wood in the old days, and it wood be more cost effective to make 'bits' out of stuff you wanted to get rid of anyway. Like dead bodies.

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mumblechum1 · 07/05/2011 19:01

baboom-tish

Glitterknickaz · 07/05/2011 19:01

worra.... ewwww.... no nausea face

AgentZigzag · 07/05/2011 19:01

You don't think it's the man from del monte do you?

He's not been seen about for a while.

TiggyD · 07/05/2011 19:03

Any big company with lots of employees would statistically have a few that pop their clogs at work from time to time, and it's so hard to dispose of bodies nowadays. Sad

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AgentZigzag · 07/05/2011 19:03

Like beer (or is it wine) being brewed OP, when they say it's full bodied it's because mice used to get into the vats.

What a way to go.

AgentZigzag · 07/05/2011 19:05

I've found it's always difficult to know what to do with them.

They're designed so you can't get rid of them easily.

Ihavewelliesbuttheyrenotgreen · 07/05/2011 19:09

Do you feel the same about yoghurts?

TiggyD · 07/05/2011 19:12

The bits in yoghurt are identifiable as fruit. I would drink orange juice that was labelled as "Orange Juice With Bits Of Orange And Not Dead Bodies".

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supermarketworker · 07/05/2011 19:12

I found a finger nail in mine once.

compo · 07/05/2011 19:14

They're ants
dyed orange

chrisonabike · 07/05/2011 19:15

What do you think those rotating kebab shop meat hunks are? Lamb?

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