DH sneezed at me on purpose

[FireInYourEyes]

DH was sat on the sofa and I was sat in front of him on the floor. I was boiling so only had a very small vest thing on. DH then made himself sneeze on purpose and deliberately aimed it at me and it splattered all over my back. I shouted at him and he was doubled over laughing first saying it was an accident and then saying he was trying to cool me down. I called him a childish twat and went to get a shower. He's saying I over-reacted and am no fun anymore.

AIBU to not see the joke??

Ewww that is minging!

YADNBU

No - its a vile thing to do and shows a lack of respect.

Thats disgusting. Is DH 7 years old?

Ewwww.
My DH would also think thats funny. When his childish side is out I wonder if I have 4 children and not 3.

He said the most hilarious part was when I stiffened up and inhaled in shock. Gross. If I'd have done that to him he'd have gone ballistic.

It would have been bad enough if it was an accident but to do it on purpose is just plain gross. I would have socked him one!!

Err no!

But next time you have your period wipe your tampon or towel all over his chest, face or back whilst he is sleeping and then just tell him you were having a laugh when he wakes up and is upset about being covered in stale menstrual blood.

Lol

FriedSpamButty That's so gross but funny!

Either that or save a big bogey for him.

Lol HalfPastWine you are right, they don't like any bodily fluid or bogeys that aren't theirs.

Weak, delicate feckers. Bloody good job the reproduction of the human race was only down to them in an extremely limited capacity. Sex might have made them squeamish and scared.

Burp in his face