to wonder whether VB is pregnant?

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yes ?

Jeeze - do ya think so?

Yes, she announced this several months ago. Well spotted!

Get with the progggrraammmme!

Na, she ate a werthers original in one swallow.

Na, she ate a werthers original in one swallow. ......................

OP - have you been on Mars?

She had two of them actually, she painted the other one blue and stuck it on her bonce for the wedding.

Oh ffs squeaky - stop making me not go to bed!

Christ even i knew that.

Wasnt there some jokes beforehand about her waters breaking in the Abbey.

How come she's allowed on transatlantic flights when heavily pregnant?

I reckon its a prosthetic bump and they've paid a surrogate to have a baby for them.

She isnt heavily pregnant.. she has never been heavily anything.

5 months not heavily yet

Well I suppose anything is allowed when you're rich and famous, one rule for the plebs and one rule for the celebs.

Ah, I thought she was 7.

Quick google says she's due in July - so between 6 and 7 months depending which end of July.

She also only travels first class, so isnt cramped into a seat the size of a childs car seat for 10 hours either... she can happily lie down and be very comfortable.

squeakytoy - have you considered a career in stand-up?

I should really be off to bed but DS is cooking some dire concoction after getting in late and I'm afeard he'll burn the house down. So I'm waiting until the smoke alarm goes off he's finished.

I am only 5ft 1" Salmo, no bugger would ever see me ...

I could get a box to stand on, but you can guarantee the health and safety police would get a hissy about the dangers in that...

Ive often wondered the same, if VB and those like her are pregnant, but not for the reason OP is (EG not having read any papers / seen any news for 6 months)

I fail to understand why famous women so incredibly obsessed with their looks would contemplate pregnancy, even several pregnancies, the one thing guaranteed to affect your body.

It really wouldnt suprise me if in the future it is revealed that alot of them wear fake bumps for the one or two photos you ever see of them, and pay off a surrogate to have the child for them. What are the chances of every single rich famous woman not putting a pound on after pregnancy, and having perfectly toned stomachs, and bodies with out a single stretchmark?

Even diets and personal trainers cant account for those statistics.

I had no idea!

Oh they'd see you alright - you are obviously larger than life

I heard VB is planning on doing a Demi Moore style pose on the cover of Vogue... she is probably seething that Mariah Carey got in on the naked bump photo shoot lark first with her husband groping her boobs, as I can just picture VB and DB going for that sort of shoot.

^I fail to understand why famous women so incredibly obsessed with their looks would contemplate pregnancy, even several pregnancies, the one thing guaranteed to affect your body.

It really wouldnt suprise me if in the future it is revealed that alot of them wear fake bumps for the one or two photos you ever see of them, and pay off a surrogate to have the child for them. What are the chances of every single rich famous woman not putting a pound on after pregnancy, and having perfectly toned stomachs, and bodies with out a single stretchmark?^

You're joking, right?

No.