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to wonder whether VB is pregnant?

45 replies

littlepigshavebigears · 02/05/2011 00:47

\link{http://www.vogue.co.uk/celebrity-photos/110429-royal-wedding-/gallery.aspx\is she?}

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doley · 02/05/2011 00:48

Confused yes ?

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catchmeifyoucan · 02/05/2011 00:48

Jeeze - do ya think so?

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alarkaspree · 02/05/2011 00:48

Yes, she announced this several months ago. Well spotted!

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fearnelinen · 02/05/2011 00:49

Get with the progggrraammmme!

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squeakytoy · 02/05/2011 00:49

Na, she ate a werthers original in one swallow.

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Salmotrutta · 02/05/2011 00:51

Na, she ate a werthers original in one swallow. ...................... Grin

OP - have you been on Mars?

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squeakytoy · 02/05/2011 00:51

She had two of them actually, she painted the other one blue and stuck it on her bonce for the wedding.

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catchmeifyoucan · 02/05/2011 00:52

Oh ffs squeaky - stop making me not go to bed! Grin

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SlobbyBOB · 02/05/2011 00:53

Confused

Christ even i knew that.

Wasnt there some jokes beforehand about her waters breaking in the Abbey.

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VivaLeBeaver · 02/05/2011 00:56

How come she's allowed on transatlantic flights when heavily pregnant?

I reckon its a prosthetic bump and they've paid a surrogate to have a baby for them.

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squeakytoy · 02/05/2011 00:58

She isnt heavily pregnant.. she has never been heavily anything.

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Mspontipine · 02/05/2011 00:59

5 months not heavily yet

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VivaLeBeaver · 02/05/2011 00:59

Well I suppose anything is allowed when you're rich and famous, one rule for the plebs and one rule for the celebs.

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VivaLeBeaver · 02/05/2011 00:59

Ah, I thought she was 7.

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VivaLeBeaver · 02/05/2011 01:01

Quick google says she's due in July - so between 6 and 7 months depending which end of July.

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squeakytoy · 02/05/2011 01:03

She also only travels first class, so isnt cramped into a seat the size of a childs car seat for 10 hours either... she can happily lie down and be very comfortable.

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Salmotrutta · 02/05/2011 01:05

squeakytoy - have you considered a career in stand-up? Grin

I should really be off to bed but DS is cooking some dire concoction Hmmafter getting in late and I'm afeard he'll burn the house down. So I'm waiting until the smoke alarm goes off he's finished.

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squeakytoy · 02/05/2011 01:07

I am only 5ft 1" Salmo, no bugger would ever see me Wink ...

I could get a box to stand on, but you can guarantee the health and safety police would get a hissy about the dangers in that...

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NulliusInVerba · 02/05/2011 01:09

Ive often wondered the same, if VB and those like her are pregnant, but not for the reason OP is (EG not having read any papers / seen any news for 6 months)

I fail to understand why famous women so incredibly obsessed with their looks would contemplate pregnancy, even several pregnancies, the one thing guaranteed to affect your body.

It really wouldnt suprise me if in the future it is revealed that alot of them wear fake bumps for the one or two photos you ever see of them, and pay off a surrogate to have the child for them. What are the chances of every single rich famous woman not putting a pound on after pregnancy, and having perfectly toned stomachs, and bodies with out a single stretchmark?

Even diets and personal trainers cant account for those statistics.

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littlepigshavebigears · 02/05/2011 01:09



I had no idea!
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Salmotrutta · 02/05/2011 01:10

Oh they'd see you alright - you are obviously larger than life Grin

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squeakytoy · 02/05/2011 01:12

I heard VB is planning on doing a Demi Moore style pose on the cover of Vogue... she is probably seething that Mariah Carey got in on the naked bump photo shoot lark first with her husband groping her boobs, as I can just picture VB and DB going for that sort of shoot.

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Salmotrutta · 02/05/2011 01:12

^I fail to understand why famous women so incredibly obsessed with their looks would contemplate pregnancy, even several pregnancies, the one thing guaranteed to affect your body.

It really wouldnt suprise me if in the future it is revealed that alot of them wear fake bumps for the one or two photos you ever see of them, and pay off a surrogate to have the child for them. What are the chances of every single rich famous woman not putting a pound on after pregnancy, and having perfectly toned stomachs, and bodies with out a single stretchmark?^

You're joking, right?

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NulliusInVerba · 02/05/2011 01:14

No.

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1944girl · 02/05/2011 01:15

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