Charlie Brooker

[MotherMucca]

Oh my goodness. I fancy Charlie so much! It's his misog attitude and hairdo wot does it for me.

Konnie schmonnie.

Do you mean misanthropic?

Him and David Mitchell on the same screen is a multiple orgasm.

i thought this thread was going to be about charlie brooks

I love Charles, but it's those removal vans beneath his eyes that put me off a bit.

Too many late nights watching crap on the telly methinks.

I thought I was in with a chance with Mitchell but Brooker has proved me wrong :(

Ooh, me too.

I could turn for Lauren Laverne. Or maybe I just want to be her? Funny, intelligent, beautiful...she is like a more accessible version of myself

Yes! I meant misanthropic. I was too lazy to type that.

WOW, SoH, David Mitchell is sexless, in my eyes. Charlton and Peter Serafinowicz - now you're talking!

Oh, I adore la Laverne

He looks like a beast. I would take him, Peter Seraf and Stewart Lee and have one long night of misanthropic, ironic, sweaty action.

Oh and Reg D Hunter too.

Phwooaarr Tondelay

Grace Dent could turn me on a sixpence

Ach me too for Grace Dent!

Brooker. Totally would.

Likewise Caitlin Moran.

Peter Serafinowicz, I fucking would, even if he was in his zombie get up.

(would only be able to say his name but not spell it, would he find that offensive do you think?)

I'd like to ride his story train

No not Peter Serafinowicz. Met him. Head too big for his body.

LOOK i dont want to be offensive or upset anybody BUT, honestly, he is MINE! mine okay? now back the eff off. :-D ooh hes burly :-)

who the hell is this peter chap. im googling him....

ooh no i dont like the peter (i cant believe i used the word "chap" - wtf!) now if you want a specimin of beauty you would google my (soon to be but doesn't know it yet) husband - James Purefoy faint he could smash my back doors in!!!!

I love your name Fur....

I rarely come on Mumsnet and and I'm delighted to have immediately discovered normal people. Peter Sandvich. I thought I was the only one! I'd would so go a bit of him.

It's never too early for a good lech.

And hands off Mitchell: he is miiiiinnnnneeee and so is Damien Lewis (phwoar).

Oh yes, Damian Lewis.

Martin Freeman. I adore him. He sits in on BBC London sometimes. That man has style.

I dreamt that I was going out with Stephen Merchant. All my friends were asking me what I was doing with him, how could I possibly fancy him etc...
I told the all to feckoff as any man capable of writing such romance (Tim and Dawn in The Office Christmas special), is swoonworthy.

Guy Garvey

The reason I fancy Serafinowicz so much is that he looks like he would be fucking filthy [cblush]

All you weirdoes gals wanting the eunuch Mitchell, you'll get no competition off me!