Is DD gifted and talented?

[pixiestix]

I was lying in bed with DD this morning when she grabbed a big handful of my hair, shoved my face down the bed and then farted on my head.

She is 7 months old.

AIBU to wonder if she is a tiny evil genius? [cgrin]

Ow, I just cracked a rib laughing :(

Definitely ahead of her time DS1 has just started to do this and he is 3 !

The fart joke never gets old, does it?!
Clearly, she is a future Dr Evil!

haha hilarious

well done your DD. That took DD1 a good 18 months to learn

Haha, dd (8 mo) is great at this! Makes me laugh every time.

OMG Bruffin, that made me scream with laughter! [cgrin] Its the sound effect that goes with it! Its like a firework going off. [cgrin]

That's brilliant bruffin!

My DS (8 months) grabs my hair but just rips it out...ouch! Then looks at the handful of hair and laughs! Need him to learn my hair is not a toy!

She sounds fab - just fab!!! Brilliant, lol xx

Oh brilliant I have spat coffee al over the keyboard [cgrin]

No, no no.. not fit for Brits Got talent. cheers

well my DS1 could fart diarrh liquid shite into my eye when he was only 3 months old so I would suggest she has some form of developmental delay....

I'm so relieved this is a jokey thread. When I clicked on it I thought it was going to be a cringe-worthy braggy one. Your daughter is indeed a genius.

coolascucumber that is horrific haha

Your child is indeed a genius

Fabulous thread! I also thought it was going to be a braggy one....really made me chortle!

[cgrin]

Damn you Cool - you have stolen my crown! We have had liquid diarrhoea up the wall in an impressive "water pistol" jet but alas, nowhere near our faces. DD is obviously completely ordinary and the "Britains Got Talent" place belongs to your son! [cgrin]

Gonna have to think of another way to make my fame and fortune....

I was all prepared with a PFB response. She is definitely a genius!

Clearly you will need to get her a tutour asap!