So - I have a relationship in which we both work full time - except ALL HOLIDAY I have been a 50s housewife. Went out for London day trip with friends, had a lovely time - Got home today and partner and son have TRASHED the place - washing strewn from baskets, everything mixed up, BRAND NEW COOKER cooked on (fine) but left dirty etc etc... Partner says "I Had a really good time with the kids" (Three of which kids aren't ours and wouldn't dream of trashing their own houses)!! And breathe....