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AIBU?

to have identified a huge MN double standard?

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:22

The general attitude on MN is a bit of dirt never hurt anyone, don't be too precious, a bit of someone else's snot and a few germs never killed anyone good for the immue system etc etc.

But then it seems everyone hates people who lick their fingers to turn pages or open a carrier bag! How can this be??? Surely it;s a miniscule amount of someone else's saliva - you probably get more on your hand by shaking hands with them!

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cheesesarnie · 19/04/2011 16:23

it is double standards but its very me.ewwwww

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NotShortImHotCrossBunsized · 19/04/2011 16:24

I prefer to lick the pages/bag. It works better Grin

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:25

I prefer to directly lick the fingers of the person behind me in the queue :o

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Punkatheart · 19/04/2011 16:25

I lick the people who give me the bags.....they don't seem to like it.

(Sorry, it is too hot for debate)

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Snorbs · 19/04/2011 16:25

You've only spotted one huge MN double standard? Crikey, have you not been here for long then?

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nickelbaalamb · 19/04/2011 16:26

I don't have any strong feeling against it.

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nickelbaalamb · 19/04/2011 16:26

(she probably meant "yet another" Grin )

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:27

Snorbs, no this is just my MN-inconsistency-of-the-week :o

Ahh nickel another one! So glad - I couldn't care less if the person who read the book before me licked their finger while turning the page. Now if they read it on the toilet...

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NotShortImHotCrossBunsized · 19/04/2011 16:29

Grin @licking fingers & people!

I don't give a monkeys either way really. You probably get more germs from the money you handle on a daily basis.

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Get0rfMoiLand · 19/04/2011 16:30

I cannot BEAR page lickers.

I also don't like using public toilets because I know that loads of people don't wash their hands, and even though I have washed mine i will have to use the doorknob with other people's pissy remnants.

But then I have never been of the persuasion that 'a bit of dirt won't hurt'. I always like things clean clean clean.

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NotShortImHotCrossBunsized · 19/04/2011 16:30

Not that I care about those germs either.

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:33

ooh yes public toilet doors and money! I always have to wash my hands ater holding coins (not so much just lifting them with my fingers, but if I have held them for a while in my hand). And bins are disgusting - dont know how people can lean on wheelie bins etc. Other than that, am fairly germ OK
I think

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Insomnia11 · 19/04/2011 16:38

I only lick the bags that I'm using...when I haven't brought my eco friendly jute sacks that is of course :)

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Insomnia11 · 19/04/2011 16:39

And it's either get lick on the bags or you wait the ten minutes it would take me to open a bag otherwise...

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alistron1 · 19/04/2011 16:39

I am a page licker, don't mind using public toilets and have never felt the need to wash my hands after handling money. I haven't needed to see a Dr for illness (touches wood!!) for over 10 years. I may be a minger and possibly a slattern but I'm a healthy minger Wink Draw your own conclusons

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Ariesgirl · 19/04/2011 16:41

There are many, many double standards on MN

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Goblinchild · 19/04/2011 16:43

Can they be double standards if they are not simultaneously held by one person though?
It's not as if MN is a cohesive body of like-minded sorts.

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:43

Do you think the queen spends hours looking at pound coins going "look! it's meee!"?
(Only younger and less wrinkly)

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:44

No you are right Goblinchild, but threads tend to end on a majority theme, and they are conflicting majority themes IMO

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limitedperiodonly · 19/04/2011 16:44

I'm a page and plastic bag licker. It wasn't until I joined here that I realised I disgust people virtually everyday without trying.

A friend who told me about this place said that some people are disgusted by people who dry their feet using the hairdryers in the gym.

I was drying my feet at the time.

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StealthyKissBeartrayal · 19/04/2011 16:45

How can you be disgusted by hot air coming out of something and touching something??

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limitedperiodonly · 19/04/2011 16:46

I don't know. I've no problem with it Grin

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TethersEnd · 19/04/2011 16:46

Just don't mention pissing in the shower...

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Goblinchild · 19/04/2011 16:47

Were you wearing knickers whilst executing a handstand to dry your feet?
That helps to cut down on the disapproval a little.

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limitedperiodonly · 19/04/2011 16:50

Sadly I don't have the upper body strength for a handstand.

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