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Im going to kick my DP

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renlovesyou · 18/04/2011 18:29

DP treads on my foot literally every day. I have a hard lump of skin at the back of my ankle where he has done this. I started off being nice. I then went to angry. He just stamped on it so much that I cried and Ive fucking had it now.

AIBU to kick the clumsy arse bastard in the ball sack next time?

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HecateQueenOfTheNight · 18/04/2011 18:36

How does he manage to do this over and over again?

You could always stop him from walking past really close to you.

I've got fibromyalgia and anyone touching me hurts so much that it makes me cry. I am so aware of it that anyone coming near me gets "ELBOWS ELBOWS!!" or some other squealed "don't touch me" type of warning. You develop an awareness of how close people are and whether you're in 'danger'. iyswim.

This would probably help you. Warn him before he treads on you. "mind my foot".

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renlovesyou · 18/04/2011 18:41

Hes an oaf. Thats how. He has feet like boats and barely manages to stand up without kicking something... Angry

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HecateQueenOfTheNight · 18/04/2011 18:49

Does he kick and tread on the feet of everyone he comes across? Is he forever treading on people's feet at work?

If not, then he can watch where he's going.

If he does, then yes, some sort of aversion therapy may be required Grin

PlopPlopPing · 18/04/2011 18:58

Maybe a kick in the shin EVERY time he does it? I'm serious.

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renlovesyou · 18/04/2011 19:02

Hes always accidentally stepping on someone, its like he has no idea where his body ends.

Im going to kick him and/or dig my big toe into his leg

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PlopPlopPing · 18/04/2011 19:05

I think the only way he is going to learn is by pain, over and over again.

deemented · 18/04/2011 19:07

I'm so glad Manshape never stands on my feet, thank God. He's a size 17 and i'm guessing it'd hurt.

YANBU.

HecateQueenOfTheNight · 18/04/2011 19:08

Carry a fork round with you and stab him in the thigh every time he steps on you.

In a week, he'll have learned EXACTLY where his body ends!

HecateQueenOfTheNight · 18/04/2011 19:08

Hey Dee.

Size 17 eh?

Is it true what they say?...

Paschaelina · 18/04/2011 19:10

17 Shock! Mine is only a 12 and he thinks that's bad.

I'd kick him back til he learns. He must be in some control of his feet, how else could he walk?

deemented · 18/04/2011 19:11

Oh yes Wink

Finding shoes and decent socks are a fecking pain though.

HecateQueenOfTheNight · 18/04/2011 19:40

I would imagine that's not the biggest pain!

Does explain why you walk like john wayne, mind.

deemented · 18/04/2011 20:50
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