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Competative Birthing/Feeding/Rearing.

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JemimaMuddleFuck · 14/04/2011 17:37

My child was 22 and an half pounds but I delivered her vaginally without pain relief.
Her twin was poked out with a pair of blunt tweezers; an oil pump and the help of the Fire Service Co-ordinated motorbike team. Phew.....was delivered vaginally.

I've then breastfed the whole time. Who needs a Goat ?

16 year old Daughter is difficult at the moment. She objects to me squirting breast milk in her cereal and demands Activia pouring Yoghurt. I find it hard to let go.

The boy is older. I fear I have to take up crochet and undertake a wank sock.

The two other children were delivered by section. Silly me.

For having sex in the first place.

I have fed the latter exclusively on Fruit Shoots and Muller Rice since birth. On weaning I fed finely chopped Greggs sausage rolls.

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OP posts:
mysticpizza · 14/04/2011 17:56

No goat?

How on earth do you get hold of the requisite hair shirts?

YABU

bananasinpjamas · 14/04/2011 17:58

Hilarious.

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