My child was 22 and an half pounds but I delivered her vaginally without pain relief.
Her twin was poked out with a pair of blunt tweezers; an oil pump and the help of the Fire Service Co-ordinated motorbike team. Phew.....was delivered vaginally.
I've then breastfed the whole time. Who needs a Goat ?
16 year old Daughter is difficult at the moment. She objects to me squirting breast milk in her cereal and demands Activia pouring Yoghurt. I find it hard to let go.
The boy is older. I fear I have to take up crochet and undertake a wank sock.
The two other children were delivered by section. Silly me.
For having sex in the first place.
I have fed the latter exclusively on Fruit Shoots and Muller Rice since birth. On weaning I fed finely chopped Greggs sausage rolls.
AIBU