why do i always get a shopping trolley that doesn't work?!

[littlewater]

why do i always get a shopping trolley that doesn't work?!
does anyone else suffer from this?
if it's not the three wheel ones, it the nosy ones, or the worst where the wheels lock!!

Because it's probably the shopping trolley that I always get that doesn't work that I've just fecked out into the middle of the car park in frustration :o

The nosy ones?

Do they automatically take you to other people's trollies so you can judge what they've bought?

You have offended the shopping trolley gods, obviously.