Scoffing as a diet tactic ...

[Chestnut99]

AIBU to believe that if I eat all my [mothers' day/christmas/easter/valentine's]* chocs in one go then my body can't possibly process all that fat and sugar in one go so most will just go straight through me and overall it will add up to fewer calories than if I ate it all slowly and with self discipline?

*delete as appropriate

If you've still got Christmas and Valentine's chocolates left, you have quite a bit of self discipline already

hmmm, worth a try I suppose?

Oh no, not a chance - I just mean that I apply this tactic to any box of chocs on any occasion

It's the tactic I use

This is my philosophy on diets.

here!!

Yes beertricks, you could call it ' Dukan eat as much as you like as long as you get the squits tomorrow'