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to not know what vajazzeler means?

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tomhardyismydh · 02/04/2011 22:51

can someone shed light? have read the word and heard the word just radomly with no context a few times over past few day? what the hell is it?

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suzikettles · 02/04/2011 22:52

Vajazzling is de-nuding your pudenda and then sticking crystals on it for decorative effect.

A Vajazzeler is presumably the person who's doing the vajazzling.

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worraliberty · 02/04/2011 22:56

It's quite easy to Google. Lots of info on there.

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Mare11bp · 02/04/2011 22:57

Indeed. It came from the show "The Only Way is Essex". I personally love this show, it's my guilty pleasure, but many detest it.

I reckon it's one of those words that will gain in popularity and get added to the Oxford Dictionary in a few years!!

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tomhardyismydh · 02/04/2011 22:58

ok, very random, is this a new craze?

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UnquietDad · 02/04/2011 22:59

It pre-dates that show. Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt of "Ghost Whisperer" fame is a great fan.

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TheBreastmilksOnMe · 02/04/2011 22:59

What bugs me though is that it's not the vaj they are jazzling! That would be quite intrusive, not to mention uncomfortable!

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tomhardyismydh · 02/04/2011 22:59

x post, that sheds more light dont watch it my self

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Mare11bp · 02/04/2011 23:00

So where did it come from then Unquiet Dad? Educate me......

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GreenEyesandHam · 02/04/2011 23:02

Do you mean your fanny is not currently be-crystalled? Shock


Right, nobody talk to tomhardyismydh please, not until she updates her fanjita

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tomhardyismydh · 02/04/2011 23:06

sorry to say my vaj is not nude neither, supose the jewels takes the shine of the eggshell effect Grin

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Underachieving · 03/04/2011 01:24

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Underachieving · 03/04/2011 01:26

Wow I actually messed that post up so much I've had to ask for it to be deleted. Impressive even by my usual standards facepalm. Confused As you were ladies, ignore me talking bollocks.

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suzikettles · 03/04/2011 01:31

lol That deserves to have the link fixed

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Underachieving · 03/04/2011 01:57

Yay Suki you are my new tech hero!

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ElenStone · 03/04/2011 01:59

Oh my.

I bought the other half a mankini last year (it's a tradition in his family to have a joke present every year) ... I'm so, so tempted .... Grin

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MotherOfHobbit · 03/04/2011 09:34

I also only recently heard of vajazzeling - and couldn't stop laughing when I found out what it is.

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UnquietDad · 03/04/2011 11:33

I've no idea about it. Don't know how I know the JLH connection. I suspect you could achieve the same result at home with a Bic razor, some glitter and a Pritt-stick.

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southeastastra · 03/04/2011 11:36

or double sided tape for longer lasting wear

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ElenStone · 03/04/2011 11:47

I had to tell my mum. Her response was hilarious :)

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Alouiseg · 03/04/2011 11:53

Should really be called. Mondazzle. Having crystals in/on your vj could make things a little scratchy. Still I suppose there's a Market for everything these days.

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UnquietDad · 03/04/2011 11:55

Can you grow the crystals on there like we used to with Copper Sulphate in school Chemistry lessons?

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coolascucumber · 03/04/2011 11:55

One of my son's 14 year old 'friends' said on facebook that she was off to be vejazzled. I hope she's lying for effect. 14 and the most interesting thing you can think to do is make your fanny look shiny. Has human evolution gone into reverse?

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Alouiseg · 03/04/2011 12:02

Could be the reverse actually. The vagina has always been the last taboo, the most secret, secret place and now we're saying I have a vagina and I don't care how hidden it should be. I'm going to adorn it and make you worship it.

Adornment has always been to highlight something rather than hide it.

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AintMissBeehiving · 03/04/2011 12:08

Oh my, that link is a bit of a classic. Wonder if the jazzles ping off when it er, changes state.

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tomhardyismydh · 03/04/2011 12:24

im going to raide dds making box she has loads of glass and mozaic tiles. though do you think i should need to swap the copy dex for ptit stick? im worried the copy dex aroma will be a tad to much down there in my newly decorated nethers.

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