to think that i'm right?

[hardhatdonned]

Because I am :o

FFS you are so wrong its unbelievable.

Because I am always right.

We can't both be right though

Ah you're so not right you're left

YANBU

Unless you have a 50" TV

Then YABVU

actually half right and 1/2 left.

I am oft heard to quote Catch 22

But Yossarian knew he was right, because to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

Historically speaking that may have been the case

YANBU, unless we disagree of course

I thought I was wrong once. Then I realised I was mistaken

I had someone claim they were right once.

Soon sorted that one out :o