to think there's only one way to vutter a cracker?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

You do not spread the butter on to the words, turn the tippety flip thing over.

Very disrepectful imho.

First tittling now vuttering! What's going on Chaos?

I don't believe I've ever vuttered anything.

I don't know which side it is but I put butter on the side with the bigger dips as you get more then.

Vuttering a cracker very divisive

agree absolutely on the buttering thing

There's more than on way to swinf a cat.

Aside from the vuttering, you're wrong! If you butter the bottom of the cracker it spreads way more crumbs. Also, it's the bottom! Who butters the bottom of a cracker?!

very disrespectful to vutter any cracker without also putting marmite on it too

I agree with Binegar Tits

thanks MinSlinger

Excellent work you 2.

Clop of the tass.

Does no-one else care that Chaos is willfully buttering the wrong side of her crackers? You've all been distracted by trivia!

It's not the wrong side.

I'm with chaos, you turn the thing upside down!

mind you I prefer oatcakes

I saw the mis-spelled word and clicked on this thread specifically to see just how witty the piss taking would be

On no, not warmite. It has to be good cheffar cheese.

Or how pitty the wiss taking was

what you really need is 2 cream crackers, vutter then both, put narmite and xheese on then clasp them together and squeeze until you get little worms of vutter coming out of the holes

you can lick those off they raste neally vice

Oh good grief, Macdog! Upside down is, well, upside down.

Is vuttering one of those things you shouldn't google, like dragon butter?

I loike those vorms too TV!!!

I vutter the word. I'm a rebel, me.

Or, Caughing Low cheefe & sliced tickled bunions.

yeah with a mice cock of tea

Yum.

Tickled bunions.

What joy.

Of course Lod's Saw dictates that when you drop it it will still land vuttrer side down.