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to think there's only one way to vutter a cracker?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/03/2011 13:51

You do not spread the butter on to the words, turn the tippety flip thing over.

Very disrepectful imho.

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Happymm · 31/03/2011 13:53

First tittling now vuttering! What's going on Chaos?

MorticiaAddams · 31/03/2011 13:53

I don't believe I've ever vuttered anything.

I don't know which side it is but I put butter on the side with the bigger dips as you get more then.

Macdog · 31/03/2011 13:53

Vuttering a cracker very divisive Grin Wink

agree absolutely on the buttering thing

LessNarkyPuffin · 31/03/2011 13:54

There's more than on way to swinf a cat.

leafinthewind · 31/03/2011 13:55

Aside from the vuttering, you're wrong! If you butter the bottom of the cracker it spreads way more crumbs. Also, it's the bottom! Who butters the bottom of a cracker?!

VinegarTits · 31/03/2011 13:55

very disrespectful to vutter any cracker without also putting marmite on it too

GinSlinger · 31/03/2011 14:01

I agree with Binegar Tits

VinegarTits · 31/03/2011 14:03

thanks MinSlinger

ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/03/2011 14:13

Excellent work you 2.

Grin

Clop of the tass.

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leafinthewind · 31/03/2011 14:15

Does no-one else care that Chaos is willfully buttering the wrong side of her crackers? You've all been distracted by trivia!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/03/2011 14:17

It's not the wrong side.

Shock
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Macdog · 31/03/2011 14:19

I'm with chaos, you turn the thing upside down!

mind you I prefer oatcakes

TattyDevine · 31/03/2011 14:21

I saw the mis-spelled word and clicked on this thread specifically to see just how witty the piss taking would be Grin

Iklboo · 31/03/2011 14:21

On no, not warmite. It has to be good cheffar cheese.

PurveyorOfBologna · 31/03/2011 14:22

Or how pitty the wiss taking was Grin

VinegarTits · 31/03/2011 14:23

what you really need is 2 cream crackers, vutter then both, put narmite and xheese on then clasp them together and squeeze until you get little worms of vutter coming out of the holes

you can lick those off they raste neally vice

leafinthewind · 31/03/2011 14:23

Oh good grief, Macdog! Upside down is, well, upside down.

ChaoticAngelofDenial · 31/03/2011 14:24

Is vuttering one of those things you shouldn't google, like dragon butter? Grin

ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/03/2011 14:24

I loike those vorms too TV!!!

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HolyNetmumsBatman · 31/03/2011 14:24

I vutter the word. I'm a rebel, me.

Iklboo · 31/03/2011 14:25

Or, Caughing Low cheefe & sliced tickled bunions.

VinegarTits · 31/03/2011 14:28

yeah with a mice cock of tea

ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/03/2011 21:23

Yum.

Tickled bunions.

What joy.

Grin
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Mandy2003 · 31/03/2011 21:58

Of course Lod's Saw dictates that when you drop it it will still land vuttrer side down.

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