talking genitals

[KnittedBreast]

Does your partner/husband/etc...ever make his man bits talk to you? or make them twitch or wiggle as though communicating? or maybe you have conversations with it?

odd question i know, just wondering if i am alone

erm. no.

But your chap sounds fun.

or rather, his chap does...

you just gave me a laughing fit kirsty!!!!!!!

no fisting occurs....however he did ask me to buy a moulding kit to make a mould of his knob, so whati could us it as a strap on and shag him with his own dick.

surely the ultimate in loving yourself too much, he wants to know what it feels like to have himself inside, well himself

I quite often get asked to "shake his hand" :o

No - but my ex ex boyf used to make his beat to music like a pendulum when it was semi.... erm.... up.