boys are so ICKY!

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Got DS (18m) ready to go out with my parents, suddenly noticed in the kerfuffle of getting carseat etc ready that his trousers were wet down the front, and it was a shape like when a child wets themselves.

Impossible I thought, DS is in nappies, and it hadn't been that long since I'd changed him so it wasn't a case of saturation.

Stripped him off and it turned out he'd managed (somehow - he was wearing baby vest, trousers and t-shirt!) to tug his pull-up nappy down and tuck it under his willy so the wee had just gone everywhere... EUWWWWW! Have to admit I'm still PMSL at the sight of it peeping over the top though

I'm sure DD never did anything that gross

LOL oh that has made me laugh.

Willies are a law unto themselves...

It doesn't get any better once they are out of nappies. DS wee-ed all over the walls earlier when proudly attempting a "big boy stand up wee wee"!

oh god AMWE. He does run away during nappy-free time. And hides. Grinning. My poor carpets

LOL nope it does not get any better!

My DS is 4 and finds it hysterical to run around the house with his willy hanging out one side of his pants

I also remember when he was a baby he managed to pee in his own face when he was lying on the changing mat naked :o

My DS managed to pee on his twin sister's face after bathtime when they were babies. She looked very surprised.

We took Paddy out for dinner last night, we stopped in at Tesco on the way home by which point his nappy was very heavy and very full.

He did a really sweet lolopping run down the cereal isle and his trousers AND nappy fell down, leaving his winkie bobbing about in the breeze.

Two women witnessed it and were throwing their heads back with laughter.

I will never forget the day my 4 year old nephew, ringside at Pony Club, went for a wee against the wooden post. Bad enough, but then he had a little fiddle and shouted, "Mummy, my willy is all sticky up and hard! I can't get it back in my pants!" The humiliation.

Everytime I took DS to get weighed as a baby the HV would move her notes far, far away. DS had an uncanny aim.

DS1 (3.5) immediately needs a wee once in the bath. The other evening DS2 (1.5) was sat in the bath just as DS1 got in. I turned my back for a few seconds to find DS1 was peeing right into poor DS2's face - he was aiming.

DS2 just took it and DS1 didn't see what the problem was!

awww lol!trust me it doesnt get any better!mine are 14 11 twins 9 and they still get pee on the floor in front of the toilet!and the husband too!

ds2 had a bath and i had to clean out his lovely scabby knee thats gone abit well manky!mmmmm nice!

I have a ds after 2 dds and am finding out just how versatile a willie can be It seems it can be pulled out to be a snake, strummed like a musical instrument or even painted (don't ask) But ds's favourite thing is to pretend it is a gun and "shoot" me and his sisters with it after a bath, with accompanying "peow, peow!" noise. Sigh.

He is only 3, so I am really hoping he will grow out of it

pmsl ds (3) like to walk about with it pointing out of the top of his pants and will aim it at the wall as soon as we are not looking when he goes to the toilet

reminds me of my twins,i was in bed but my door was open,was early,twins went to the loo together and tw1 siad to tw2 why is your willy always hard in the morning? tw2 i dunno,i was laying on it and i needed to pee,didnt know weather to laugh or cry!and have had the comparing sizes in the bath too lol

and asking daddy when they were all little why daddys is hairy and theirs isnt

oh yes becuase girls are NEVER gross

My DS is 3 and obsessed with all bodily fluids. "Look Mama, a bridge!" And he hold out his hand, the fingers strung together with mucus-y spit. Delicious .

That EXACT thing happened with my 18month DS today! That's so weird. I blamed DH for getting him dressed badly

My youngest sister peed in my face once whilst I was changing her. It just spurted somehow.

Afterwards (she was just learning to talk) she said proudly, 'It go FAR'.

Yeah, thanks....

6 yr old DS likes to jump around with no clothes on so that his willy bounces all over that place. I am instructed to watch his willy while DS points to it, laughing. Or is it DH that does that? hmmmmm.... not sure now....

I like to kiss my DS' beautiful hands but whenever I do they are always... penis-y.

Before the bath, after the bath, first thing in the morning, last thing at night - penis-y. Why? He is only three and is so beautiful but my God his hands are fucking grim.

Ds (infant school age) is still in nappies at night (medicine related) and i often have to change it in the middle of the night. I try check it just before i go to bed to try to avoid being woken up quite so much. It is very hard to put a on a willy that is standing tall and proud. Oh and i can tell if his nappy is dry because often he will be asleep with his had on his willy.

But it is not the willy antics that make boys gross its their love of bugs and beasties.

Since my friend's DS is toilet trained their whole house stinks like a rabbit cage. I'm relieved to be having a girl tbh. Anyone got any gross girl stories?