to have called my cat

[Catnao]

a "stupid furry twat"? It made me break my Christmas present!

nope, one of mine actually answers to 'little grey bastard' :)

I had one called FC - fucking cat - he was forever getting under my feet the little...

As someone who has a cat called Drogba because he keeps throwing himself onto the ground and rolling around for attention I don't suppose I can really criticise. :o

Another of mine has huge eyes and a permanent expression of one who has just had a poker shoved up her bum. Terry Pratchett fans will recognise her nickname - Wen The Eternally Surprised. :o

My partner said that "You seem to have just shouted, "Oh, my God, you stupid furry TWAT!" with the window open - don't know what next door will think is going on!"

My cat Cody was FOREVER trying to kill me when I came down the stairs at my mum's by getting under my feet- needless to say he used to get a great big "fuck off out of the way you idiot cat!"

He's a feline bimbo, all beauty and no brains...I still love him to death though!

One of my cats is always 'that wee prick'. He is forever up to no good. Full of mischief and love of life but so so annoying. The other one is perfect. I have never cursed him.

One of my furbabies cats was teased by DH about his weight so much, he now answers to the name 'spacestation'

This stupid furry twat made me trip up and break my very expensive Christmas present. I do love him though.

My cat is bastard cat. He really is a complete hairy bastard. He's not getting better with age either.

I'm more worried that you refer to your cat as "It" not "He" or "She"!

If you are I am, mine is most commonly addressed with "bugger off Bob".

i have 6 cats they are
victor meldrew in fur aka whiskey
the haworth hooligan aka biscuit
nervous neris aka jasper
barbie girl aka his sis jojo
bloody hell whats he doing now aka blue
and finally grumpy gus aka treacle

I've got Strokey Robinson and Ozzie Ozpaws . Ozzie is the furry twat...

I've been known to shout Bishop Brennan at mine
Some days he really does need a kick up the...