To really fancy Olly Murs???

[rimsky]

And to also (ahem) fancy Jedward a bit as well...

I am hiding this secret from DP and my close friends and family. These people actually believe I am a normal, functioning human, when really I have a fetish for X Factor rejects...

Is your name Louis Walsh?

Shush... some people are getting upset with men infiltrating mumsnet... you'll blow my cover!

Ok I'm all for Olly Murs...but you've totally blown it with Jdwad. I can't even bring myself to type the bloody word

Yes, YABU unless you are 12.