to want to be totally random?

[cobbledtogether]

There is a really strange smell of fish in our town today. Its not by the sea. We've had to spray our offices with deodorant as it has slowly permeated through the building.

Why is that? Why? WHY????

It's so bloody random.

Is it just us? Or is everyone else experiencing it too?

Its the dolphins. They're leaving. It's their final message. "So long and thanks for all the fish"......................

Bloody dolphins.

Maybe they caught the bus.

I hate the modern bastardisation of the word random.

But tell me, did you really spray your office with deodorant? Didn't it smell worse than the fish????

Yes. Geocentric. We had a slight problem with the roll-on but the spray worked OK.

oh nothing worse than the smell of fish (yuk)
I hate weird smells they get on my nerves especially if only I can smell them

Now I have a great mental image of a bunch of people rubbing roll-on on office surfaces!

World English Dictionary:
bastardization or bastardisation

1. the act of bastardizing
2. ( Austral )

a. an initiation ceremony in a school or military unit, esp one involving brutality b. brutality or bullying

Now thats random.....