to think that if he wants s-e-x tonight he shouldn't

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

criticise me for tasting the fabulous redwine gravy with the serving spoon?

(ffs we may be swapping more than an atom of salive tonight )

make me watch the snooker?

serve me wine in a wine glass? He knows it has to be a tumbler. [clumsy]

Twat

Not really upping his chances is he??

I had an ex that objected to sharing a drink - I used to look at him like

YANBU - snooker is not good foreplay.

However, re the wine in the tumbler - YABVVVU.

I don't get people who are happy to shag each other but freak out at the other using their toothbrush etc. sex involves saliva breathing in the others breath sweat and all sorts of other fluids.

Exactly!

You certainly shouldn't have tasted the gravy, that's the cook's job. But criticizing you for it is too much, tell him to shag her instead.

Oh, God, you're not my mother, are you?

She was slagging me and my sister to DH today as 'always wanting their wine in a wine glass' - like this was some kind of monumental affectedness on our part.

But snooker as foreplay? Ooh, no!

Does she want to to drink it out of a mug then?

Wine glasses aren't affected they're precarious. Doesn't anyone else have the knock red wine over problem?

My H drank red wine out of an Ikea tea light holder the other night by mistake

A few years ago (no longer drink) Dh and I had some really nice crystal class. I poured myself a glass of red, sat on the sofa, put the glass on the table, missed it by a mile ...smash.

I cleaned up poured another and did exactly the same again

UANBU about the tumbler.

Or the gravy tasting... dh object to me trying the spag bol on friday on the grounds " we have to eat that"

Out of we one expects me to share bodily fluids with him, two were expelled from my uterus and one is currently using my bosoms as the one stop snack shop!

Seriously is my spit bad in food but ok everywhere else?

I thank you!

It was a microdroplet of saliva, it was for the 2 of us only, and I reckon the copious alcohol would kill it anyway.

jesus. i taste food off the wooden spoon all the time! its in a pan on the hob - boiling more often than not - what can possibly go wrong???

yanbu btw

"DH - if you want me to pot yer pink, do not make me watch snooker"

Repeat ad infinitum

Perhaps it was the brown he was hoping for...

YANBU...my DH thinks farting on my leg is a good precludere to sex.

He also ALWAYS goes for me when I look/feel a total mess. WHY?

Hah, yes, women never get that they look TOTALLY sexy when they're looking a bit grubby; like after a day's gardening when their disheveled hair hangs down over their left eye just so and there's a smudge of mud on the end of their nose.

goes for a lie down...

"Wine glasses aren't affected they're precarious. Doesn't anyone else have the knock red wine over problem?"

Err...no, but, then again, I don't drink red wine

From one Chao to another YANBU

Thanks Chao!

Cyb that cracked me up!

Maybe he was trying to control his portions?

I'll bet he didn't knock it over.

This is very odd