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In thinking my husband may be trying to kill me off?

17 replies

flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:20

He has been away skiing and has brought me back a gift - slippers which have carpet on the bottom. Im slipping all over the tiles and wooden floor. im a goner soon enough.

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flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:21

gonner..

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bellabelly · 09/01/2011 15:25

goner - you were right first time!

flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:25

oh darn lol

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bellabelly · 09/01/2011 15:25

I think he's not trying to kill you off, he is trying to save you the bother of cleaning the floors.

coolascucumber · 09/01/2011 15:25

If my husband had been away skiing and brought back slippers then he would have to have serious concerns for his safety....

flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:26

He did buy me an austrian cookbook too :p

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flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:27

Oh yes...looks the floors do look good

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AnnOnimous · 09/01/2011 15:27

And has he revised your insurance policies lately?

bellabelly · 09/01/2011 15:27

so he's basically getting clean floors and yummy Austrian cooking?

bellabelly · 09/01/2011 15:27

those are presents for HIM! The cunning man.

flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:27

i might have to revise his insurance policy.

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bellabelly · 09/01/2011 15:27

Oh yes, and possibly huge payout...

flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 15:28
Shock
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DameEdnaBeverage · 09/01/2011 17:55

Wow - real carpet slippers!

flyingvisit · 09/01/2011 17:55

Only on the bottom... I dont think he could come at the whole deal

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stretchmummy · 09/01/2011 18:01

Wow..death slippers, where did he get them? Its my MIL's birthday next month.

queenofboak · 09/01/2011 18:04

Grin at death slippers! I want some for my MIL and husband

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