I would like to talk WIND...tastefully.

[GabbyLoggon]

Breaking wind (which is different to breaking news)

My wife once worked with a nurse in a hospital who would break wind...and say "NAME THAT TUNE" (A TV prog years ago)

My wife told the woman to "Pack it in" she did.

My wife was right; but I cant write about it without falling about laughing....

It is mainly men who are olympic standard
wind breakers. Its not a great moral issue; but certainly upsets some people. cheers "Gabby"

Gabby- pull my finger.

Arf at name that tune

Tether I would not risk it.

still NOT AIBU! Gabby!
please learn about topics!

I thought you were a laaaaady, Gabby.

I used to despair of my husband and his excessive wind, until I got pg this time around, if you put a turbine near my arse I'm pretty sure I could reduce our electricity bill by a significant amount!

I really hope it's not permenant, I couldn't cope with it forever!

Are you Jason Thunderthighs in another name?

Thunderpants

Thank you for that interesting and informative aside.

So what was the question?

there is nothing funnier than a fart

I make no apologies for thinking that

I fart increasingly often with my advancing years. Why is that? Do you swallow more air as you get older?
But my farts only ever smell of roses, naturally.

but better here than in babynames

i get shocking wind at work, particularly at night.

too many carbs = farts ,I have discovered

and smelly poo

I was marking a kids book today. And she farted. I was trapped

urgh teenage farts are the worst

too many carbs, cyb?
I only eat carbs. :(

(well, not only but i eat a lot compared with other food groups - I don't eat meat, so it's a high proportion.)

my faarts can smell.