Farting

[LoopyLoopsOfSparklyFairyLights]

I's so bloody sick of DH farting. I've told him he has to either make a concerted effort not to in my presence or he can move to the spare room. Surely if he can't stop himself at least some of the time, he needs to see a doctor?

He has been at home today and I've caught him out at least 10 times. Am I being unreasonable to ask that he tries to stop?

he needs to chew his food more - he is rushing his food and not allowing the chewing and then digestion of his food, this then causes farting

He needs to be taking a good time over eating his diner and not wolfing it down

the yogurts are a good idea or just probiotic tablets

make sure no sugary foods between meals and nothing before bed - fizzy drinks of any kind cut out as this will also help

I bet all your dhs are light weights when it come to letting off.My dh farts are unbelievably minging. Even the kids comment on it. In fact my dd(4) tells everyone she meets and I do mean everyone that she has the fartiest daddy ever!.I used to be very coy about breaking wing in front of dh but now theres no point as mine are the sweetest smelling perfume compared to his. His family(who as a whole are quite farty,mil loves talking about her ibs-even think they are foul!).

I think we've got ourselves a new fart troll ^^

Really, you resurrect a 6 year old zombie for a very poor fart joke?

YY to fart troll. V strange bumping old threads about farting.

Hi folks. Thanks for the reports. We've shown this poster the door now. Quite literally: 'gone with the wind'. Thanks again!

I'm so immature clicking on and laughing at this thread. I didn't even realise that it was old.

A good fart is a great pleasure, why deny someone you love the opportunity of that?

DP does the same

Maybe get this? www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/fart-extinguisher.html