AIBU to hope a shark eats Matthew Wright?

[Rannaldini]

Well? Am I?

He is my guilty pleasure. His pedestrian little musings and flirtation with the telephone girl.

But I'd rather have him eaten by a shark, on live tv.

AIBU??

YABU

Might choke the shark.

Ah shark's rights. I never considered that.

What about if he were wrestled into submission by Jeremy Vile?

I'd rather the shark ate jeremy vile.

No. That's not fair.

That's a terrible thing to wish on a poor shark.

never realised so many people were concerned about dead eyed killer sharks...

what about fitting Vile with a mute voicebox controller and Wright with concrete boots?

never realised so many people were concerned about dead eyed killer sharks

I'm not.

I don't give a stuff about Jeremy...

Innocent sharks get killed for eating people. Can't you just change channel?

I could change the channel but I am drawn to watching him.

would they kill the shark for eating either of these two?

Rannaldini - wouldn't they catch it and stuff it and put it in a museum for prosperity for doing the world a favour. Isn't that where the shark that ate vanessa and trisha went?

I think they'd give it a knighthood.

where would they pin it?