As soon as I come down with ANY illness, DH decides he's also ill. Terribly ill. Much worse than me. Every bloody time. 
DD (19mo) and I have had a really grotty cold for the past few days. I'm feeling a lot better today, she's a bit better but still a snot monster (bleurgh!).
Yesterday DH decided he wasn't hungry because he was coming down with the lurgy too. He told me to have something for tea and he wouldn't bother - because he was feeling so poorly. He then cooked an apple pie and had quarter of that with extra thick double cream later!
Today DD is having scrambled egg for tea. Dh text to say he fancied it too, what about me? I don't fancy scrambled egg. I see it as a lunch food - if I had it for tea I'd want something else too. I told him that was fine - I'd have takeaway and he could have egg. Funny - he's now decided he'll have takeaway too. I told him it was fine - I'd have takeaway and he could have egg. So he tried to tell me they wouldn't deliver cos I wouldn't order enough.
AIBU to make him eat scrambled egg on toast with DD and then order starter, main, side, etc so the order at the takeaway is enough for delivery and eat it in front of him, smacking my lips?! 