whose the father.? Great stories

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Govt official to mother. "Who is the father of your child?"

Mum "I dont know, he did it when I was climbing into a taxi."

My Mum overheard a conversation between 2 colleagues (one pregnant & one nosey):

Nosey girl: "so....who's the father?"
Pregnant girl: "Well, if you eat a can of beans which one makes you fart?"