not to tell the office smart arse.......

[harassedinherWITCHYpants]

that he has toothpaste round his mouth?? [hgrin]

He really is thoroughly unpleasant - loud, cocky, bullying, rude and sexist - and it's making my morning so far. No one else has bothered to tell him either........

AIBU??

yanbu

could you arrange for something to get stuck to his trousers/back too hehe

Perhaps you could start a rabies rumour?

Many years ago, DH managed to stick a "Kick Me" sign on the office wanker's back.

Poor sod wore that sign all day, no one told him. (No one kicked him either, unfortunately)

You could ask him if that's jizz round his mouth? In front of everyone - if he's as unpleasant as you say...

Yes, start a spunk/rabies froth rumour for sure. You have to take what the universe gives you sometimes [hgrin]

Oh I like the spunk one !!!

He is very unpleasant, I was quite kind in my description. I have to say it's really brightened up my morning!!