I saw an advertisement for a pantomime this morning. It's still bloody August for God's sake. I would really like to live in a world where I could digest my Christmas dinner before I'm being harangued with ads for Summer holidays and where I can enjoy a stroll down the High Street in June without seeing displays of school pullovers and pencil cases. I also don't want to buy sun dresses in February or a new Winter coat in August. No doubt the next time I go into M&S the Christmas cards and wrapping paper will be on prominent display. Can't we just live in the present?