Bottle or Breast.What to do?

[Jasonthunderpants]

Should I open a bottle of wine and get tippsy or be all romantic and try for a shag?

I know a bottle of wine will last longer
hmmmm

LOL

i have been known to do both

After a bottle of wine my willy will not cooperate so it is one or the other I am afraid.

That won't stop you trying.

It'll be like thumbing an oyster into a slot machine.

at tethersend

Eww, tethers. I really wish I hand't read that.

tethersend

You paint a marvelous picture. I can just see it in my minds eye

We've all been there.

2 lollipop sticks and some sellotape.

Viagra?

What would dw prefer? The wine?

The wine is mine.She is sat crocheting and watching telly

Split the wine with dw and then try for a shag.

Sod it I will have the wine .It is a nice red and is going down a treat

I find the thought of crocheting highly erotic. Anybody would. She's signalling that she's up for it with her sex crazed hook-work!

Oh go on, offer her a glass...

is the oyster still in it's shell or scooped out?

personlly i'd go for a nice wine over a weeknight shag any day. which is why it is approximately 7 months, 3 days and 17 hours since i last had one.

offer her a glass.You must be joking,I have got the taste for it now.

Oh well, maybe she'll be relieved when the willy's out of order.

Shag THEN wine.

LOL

Not upto it on a week night then Jason.