To not post because I am in a Bad Mood

[Ilythia]

I have been writing out snarky posts and deleting most of them but I feel like wanring you all that I am not in the mood for whiny people tonight

YABU

oooh get you snarky

Oh fuck off.

what yummy thread?

m not in a bad mood but im a sarcy horrible mare anyway.

let me at 'em

ooh, did I press post? sorry

LOL! I do that most nights, whether I've got a cob on or not!

What you need to do, is pick 5 threads, that are really getting on your nerves. Post the replies you really want to say on here, without making it completely obvious which thread you are talking about (BIG no no and you'll get into all sorts of bother!!!) It usually works for me!

Go on, have a go!

AIBU irresponsible op. dont read it you'll lose your evening.

but there are a few I just can't stay away from and want to go on and say

'don't be a twat/bitch/nobber/loser

Nononno, only a small handful of people on here know who I am as I have namechanged a few times, so I feel like fucking it and being site bitch for the night.

Words on a screen, innit.

Go on, let me at 'em

Actually Mo, that's not a bad idea.

Oh DO stop being such a whiny bitch. DO you KNOW how petulant you sound?

Glad you have seen fucking sense, you selfish, selfish twat.

Oh fgs. Were you born this stupid or is it learnt behaviour?

aaaaaaaaaaaahhh that's better. (that's 3 separate threadds btw, not one poster)

I just write exactly what I think anyway! Great antidote to life in general.

YANBU.

But have you run out of wine and chocolate?

Shall we just make this the nasty thread to contain it? I can post something to get you going....

um....

Do you think the world revolves around you and just because you're in a bad mood everyone should suffer? The raised stress levels in those who read your posts have been clinically proven to cause serious illness and a disposition to park in mother and baby spaces for people who don't have children. It also proves your poor parenting skills and frankly you do therefore need to be told how to bring up your own children. Furthermore your first born is not precious to anyone. At the end of the day. Quite literally

Ok? Do tell if anti needs to be raised or lowered. Or more/ less typos/ daft phrases etc.

Bonnie. I did it once and have been Told Off.

Dying to post a rebuttal...

dee. Yes. Yes I have. I have resorted to the emergencey potty bribe chocolate buttons.
Was supposed to go shopping today when i got back from friends but got stuck on the M4 and arrievd home with 2 sleeping children at quarter past 5. Couldn't face waking them to go round Aldi

very nice strawberry. A lot more detailed than mine. I tend to go for the short sharp shock treatment.

I have another.

yes, YABU, in fact, you are being more U than anyone in the history of unreasonableness. If there was a scale from 1 - 10 of BU then you, my dear fucker, would be at least 6 million and 4. Now fuck off down tesco and buy yourself a life.

You have the same grasp of reasonableness as an oyster would of mountaineering and the attention span of a small chicken in a hurricane when reading sensible replies.

Better?

Or just a 'why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself' for the short and sweet?

I actually enjoy this...

I know, this is actually helping, I shoudl have listened to mo last night!

And you have been watching too much blackadder

Anyway.

They are children, not wild animals/mass murderers or something out to kill you. Get a sense of fucking persepctive.

Stop poncing around the board like you are the Lord of fucking everything. You are a twat, don't kid yourself otherwise, and a twat with a severe ego problem for that matter.
Go and get another hobby.

Your inferiority complex is justified.

Why on earth have you started a thread advertising thid?

you can't get a life in tescos yabu

This is my new favourite comment "They are children, not wild animals/mass murderers or something out to kill you. Get a sense of fucking persepctive."

Bloody brilliant

belledechoclate, I don't understand what you mean? Advertise what? That I am in a bad mood? Surely it is better that my rage is contained on here than spread around the boards willy nilly to upset/piss people off?

ninah, can't you? I thought tesco sold everything