To be pizzed off with my 2yo owner.

[FairPlayForProcessedPork]

It's on the go all day, everyday.

To the park, in the bath, to the play area, to relatives, on the table for meals, and now on flipping holiday.

I did not sign up for these terms and conditions when I was purchased. I am part of a set, you'd think the demanding child would treat each part equally, but oh no, I have to be fiddled with all day long. I even have to go to bed with her while she drools.

I had a mate once, but she hid him to ensure that I only focussed on her.

Just a little break, is that too much to ask?

Yours,
ChrissyChipolata.

PS and as for the DM comparing me to excretion, well, humph.

??

Trying just a little too hard, there.

Chocolate and a stiff drink will cure most ills. Failing that takeing yourself a day off and leaving yuor hidden pair to discover the joys of the masterful controller. Might help redress the balance a bit.

Good luck.

roffle thats sooo funny

you have to have read the sausage thread to get it

Riiiiight.

OP - I especially like 'pizzed', v.good.

Don't you get it, you are the 2yr old's slave for at least 20 yrs
Now get to work!

sausage thread? it is linkable to?

Well, get yourself lost then, there are several hundred back up sausages in the post as we speak!

actually i am a sausage too and i am veyr sad, i have been lost down the back of the sofa for 5 years

... count yourself lucky, what would woody think

This one is fall off your chair funny.

Be prepared.

I knew it, the sausages are revolting!