Stepd and steps (19 and21) turnedup for Sunday lunch today with 2 friends. During lunch dp pointed out that the gravy was abit salty and I said that was cos he'd added bisto when I was 't looking - he loves the stuff whereas I prefer the jus from the roast with a bit of port. He denied it and later a accidentally served himself some of my jus (I'd spotted the bisto manouevre earlier and made a nother batch up) and said, ooh this is nice.
Dstepd pipes up "does that mean you are wrong, dad?" Cue expectant silence while three lads and us two girls waited for him to apologise.
Then he said, "massa's in the lead, I see." We all fell around laughing, dads it seems are never wrong!