on the news today I saw the newsflash and thought I would go upstairs to tell DW. She works from home
She is a woman and I believe women like them and get all excited and throw there knickers at them
Anyway This is really exciting news and what do women do at exciting news? They scream and run round with there arms in the air,so I thought I would burst into her office screaming and waiving my arms about,so I did
She was on the phone to a client and nearly shit herself,so I ran away and hid hopeing she would calm down and see the funny side
I am in the dog house now and it looks like our friday night fummble is off so I will keep the batman outfit in the cupboard
IANBU to want to bring her some exciting news in a jolly way am I?