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So is this bum sex malarky any good?

60 replies

GagaOlala · 12/07/2010 22:32

Saw a previous headline and I want to know? Does it hurt like the first time and is it any good? Can a woman get an orgasm from it alone, or is it only good for the guys? And then there is the question of stools and I don't mean the three-legged kind.

Educate me please!

OP posts:
hora · 13/07/2010 11:09

GagaOlala it sounds like your other half has the equivalent of sexual-semtex in his love making if he blows your backdoors off soo violently?

GagaOlala · 13/07/2010 13:13

I haven't gone there Hora, must be confusing me with another poster!

OP posts:
allbie · 13/07/2010 14:20

I was sat in the park one day when 4 lads came along and sat on a bench near me. I could hear their conversation and it was all about sodomy. The general jist was that they would only do it to one night stands as they'd never want a long term partner shitting all over them with a slack bowel after years of anal sex! The thought of it knocks me sick. Anal fissures, anal leakage and all the other after effects do nothing for me! Ha!

DuelingFanjo · 14/07/2010 19:25

troll

lovechoc · 14/07/2010 19:31

DH would love me to try it with him but I say no if it ever gets brought into conversation - just doesn't interest me at all.

pranma · 14/07/2010 19:34

I have had three husband in the course of 45 years and have never ever tried it or been asked to try it-it just sounds too yuk for words.

00000000000000 · 14/07/2010 19:48

i hope you all knw that this a troll thread posted by a bloke who posts a hora on a biking forum?

slushy · 14/07/2010 19:58

I tried it is vile My bum was bleeding for days.

slushy · 14/07/2010 19:59

OK wish I had read to the end of thread.

ziptoes · 14/07/2010 20:01

Har Har Har! I was wondering when the singletrack world guys and gals would try to invade MN.

Someone sent me this today, and I couldn't wait to see if anyone on MN knew about it. Of course a bumsex thread got me suspicious.

I reckon we should post a bumsex thread on singletrack world. Either that or have a bloomin great big thread about handlebar alignment or the right kind of tyres on STW.

slushy · 14/07/2010 20:04

There was a hora posting on bf board dubious q there.

ziptoes · 14/07/2010 20:06

Oh! Someone already has

here

Snobear4000 · 14/07/2010 20:07

There is only one way to find out.

proudnsad · 14/07/2010 20:14

I'm so confused

Gigantaur · 14/07/2010 20:18

Well i managed to out myself in dramatic style asking for info on bum luv.

I am now an active participant and enjoy it.

So long as you want it to happen, are very aroused and use more lube than you think is necessary it is all good.

Never had a problem with shitty dick syndrome.

I enjoy it because it is very very naughty.
Do likes it for the same reason but he says that sensation wise it isn't much different from front door fucking.

slushy · 14/07/2010 20:26

that thread has made me ROFL .

Alouiseg · 14/07/2010 21:17

Troll or not. These are my favourite threads.

Geocentric · 14/07/2010 23:40
Biscuit
BaronessBomburst · 15/07/2010 00:05

PML at all three threads.

FellatioNelson · 16/07/2010 11:13

Surely it must be different from front door fucking if you've had a couple of kids though? Either that or you must just have a really baggy arsehole.

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Jolleigh · 15/11/2014 09:10

It's far too early to revive a zombie thread about anal.

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FayKorgasm · 15/11/2014 09:16

Is it the school holidays already? Time really is flying. Four year old thread you knobweasel.

FayKorgasm · 15/11/2014 09:17

Not you Jolleigh . I love your username.

Jolleigh · 15/11/2014 09:25

I've actually refrained from gushing about your username on many an occasion! Blush.

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