Little bugger... Ohhh he is in for it!!
I'm sunburnt for the first time ever, and he, for once, is not. When I put his aftersun on, I rub it in between my hands so its not freezing.
Last night I asked him to put some on my back.
And the evil evil THING just dripped it on.
Horrible creature.
So AIBU to be plotting? Am currently thinking hiding all his XBox games, dipping his hand in a bowl of water at night, turning the hot tap on whilst he's in the shower...